Wednesday, December 23, 2020

Counting what??!

 Hi.


You know how important it is to teach your child about private parts right? So my method was i used the simplest yet appropriate word to teach my daughter. I:e - instead of saying vagina, i taught her to say faraj. Susah pulak nak sebut panjang panjang kan.


Now for breasts, its kinda hard and weird to either use breast or buah dada or payu dara. Like to me those words are kinda confusing. So i ended up using the word boobs.


Masalahnya sekarang, she lovesssss counting them. Yes. She would sometimes come to me and asked:

" is that boobs?"

'yes' i answered.

"one boobs, two boobs"

'no you can't say it out loud. Also no matter how many times you count its still going to be 2'

"but Awatif wants to count boobs....." sambil sambung while whispering this time "one boobs, two boobs"


Smh..............gonna start using the word chest from now on. Walaupun might take time sebab dia ni kalau dah tau satu perkataan tu, itu je la dia guna.


Pening kepala mak kau. Hshshs


Bye

Sunday, December 20, 2020

10

 Hi.


Tengah tengok blog sendiri tiba tiba baru perasan, eh dah 10 tahun dah blog ni rupanya. Rasa macam baru semalam create time zaman lepas SPM. content pun bodoh bodoh je. tapi bodoh bodoh pun time tu ada orang baca sebab kawan kawan semua baru buat blog jugak. you follow i follow gitu kekdahnya. hshshhs.


ni nampak sikit je. ada tahun yang takde padahal aku dah archive semua. aku dulu aktif gila blogging. that was before twitter and instagram. segala cerita masuk sini. segala gambar masuk sini tak fikir privacy bagai. 

Sekarang twitter instagram semua private. tapi ye tau there is no such thing as privacy when youre online. tengah berak sambil main phone si mark zuckerberg boleh tengok kot front camera. https://www.theverge.com/2020/7/25/21338151/instagram-bug-camera-privacy-ios14-apple in case youre wondering what im talking about. yeah it says on ios14, tapi kalau apps survey bodoh ex company aku pun boleh secretly capture front and back camera at a certain time, apa tah lagi apps yang dah advanced kan. 

anyway tu je nak cakap. da 10 tahun blog ni. tu je. siapa yang still active blogging hari hari tu aku......nak cakap tabik tak jugak. takde nak cakap apa lah. hshshs.

bye nak masak. mak mak kan sekarang kena la masak. takde la nak order burger king je. tiber. dah craving pulak burger king. damn

Monday, December 14, 2020

Sharing food

 Hi.

Pernah tak dulu dulu baca article pasal benda tu kalau anak anak suka makan, mak automatically jadi 'kenyang'? Okay i cant find the right keyword to Google it. Been randomly searching for "mak dah kenyang komik" for the past 5 minutes hshshshs. I've seen it in a comic form hence the keyword komik included. 


Tadi order Burger King set. French Chicken set which has been my favorite since uni days. Still remember going to Giant Nilai alone after class to have my French chicken burger. Masa pergi holiday kat PD pun before check in kitorang beli BK sementara nak tunggu dinner and order benda sama. Sedikit selingan di situ sebab these 2 incidents will always come to mind everytime makan French Chicken. 


Lepastu tanya my daughter apa dia nak makan. Jawapan dia sambil bisik "ice cream" *sambil sengih*. Minah ni memang tau nak je aku debik hahah. Last last orderkan dia cheese fries. 

sedapnyeee emmm. probably cause takdak sayur lagi satu that made it extra sedap :P [source]


Dalam setengah jam makanan pun sampai. Lepastu ajak dia makan sekali. Fries taknak. Nak burger. MY favorite burger that I've been craving for quite some time jugak. Tapi bila dia keep on asking for more, which would rareeely happen unless benda tu memang dia suka. So kite pun tiber terus tak jadi makan. Habiskan fries dulu sebab nak bagi dia kenyang dulu. Sambil sambil suap tu makan la sikit sikit burger. Bila dia dah kenyang, tunjuk tunjuk air pulakkk. Jenis pantang nampak air sejuk. Share lagi tuang separuh masuk cawan dia. 


Tapiiiiii. Bila dah habis tu kenyang dia lain macam. Rasa content gituuuu. Im writing this here because it kinda affected me in a way. Lepasni kalau makan French Chicken akan ingat moment share makan dengan anak. Sampai air pun share sama sama. Rasa dia dapat lebih kot, mak dia dapat ais je ek eleh. Hshshs


Okay tu je. Been awhile since i last updated this blog. Lepasni makan apa2 share dua orang je lah. Kecuali spicy chicken mcdeluxe ah. Tu terpaling favorite so tengok lah camne nak share ke tak hshshshs


Bye